Funny Or Die News Flash. Real News. Real Funny.

Get all of todays top stories laced with humor. Let’s face it - the news is often harsh and scary, so why not give yourself a reason to smile while you read it? The writers of Funny Or Die will make you laugh at everything worth reporting (Except ISIS - ISIS is terrifying).

You’ll get the top headlines of the day accompanied by jokes that satirize each and every story. It’s like reading the newspaper except it’s funny, it doesn’t hurt the environment, and it didn’t become obsolete in 2006.

We cover:
US News
International News
Science News
Huey Lewis and the News (Assuming they’re in the news)
Political News
Sports News
Entertainment News
And anything else that shows up on the front page

Swipe up to read the full story, or swipe left to skip to the next topic. It’s fast, it’s easy, and it’s better than pretending to like CNN.

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